Chit Chat: New Girl "Control"

Marg:  Right off the bat, I really liked the joke about high waisted shorts, and Schmidt's ban on them, "Those were the worst 4 weeks of my life!" -Jess
Matt:  I also loved that. And the whole drama surrounding the hutch- however, I would have been much more angry than Jess had he purposly broke my hutch. I wish I could be as understanding as her.
Marg:  I loved all her redecorations. I would cry if someone broke my hutch
Matt:  What was the line Schmidt said... pine is poor mans wood, something like that
Marg:  "It's the wood of poor people and outhouses". Making homemade crayons in the coffee grinder! repeatedly!
Matt:  that's it! I thought it was a solid episode. 
Marg:  It was, I love Schmidt centric episodes - we got to see his tiny nipples again
Matt:  every episode we see his tiny episodes! I wonder if they realise that, like literally every episode someone is shirtless
Marg:  Maybe that's their intent. Give the world a treat, show some man nips!
Matt:  tiny man nips. penny sized really
Marg:  which is preferable, too small man nips or too large man nips?
Matt:  Large.
Marg:  really?
Matt:  On a man, small on a woman
Marg:  haha
Matt:  I don't like tiny features on grown men.
Marg:  HA
Matt:  haha- I didn't mean it THAT way- but whatever works.
Marg:  I can understand that - but I think giant nipples on a man would look sloppy
Matt:  if the giant nipples are attached to man boobs then I would agree
Marg:  giant nipples on a flat chest appeals to you? Chew on that one
Matt hahaha gross. I need to know what you consider giant nipples. find a pic.
Marg:  oh my
Matt:  make sure it's on a man
Marg:  hold on...http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/images/breast_male/reduce_areola_big_45_01.jpg
Matt:  oh whatever! is that even real?
Marg:  now "large man nipples" is in my search history
Matt:  born a man? haha
Marg:  Not sure the specifics of those nipples
Matt:  they look like they were once large lady nipples
Marg:  I can't spend any more time looking at man boobs. Give me Schmidt's barely-there nips any day of the week compared to that google image search!
Matt:  Yes- I would have to agree. haha I like that Schmidt is a stereotypical Jewish princess, he plays it really well
Marg: He has a lot of Monica from Friends in him, not a straight up male version or anything
Matt:  he does. At the end of the episode, when they just showed the door and sex noises between him and CeCe, I really wanted Jess to be in the shot listening
Marg:  I think I'm okay with them sort of ignoring the threat of people finding out for a few episodes. It helps things stay contained episodically. The more they don't address potential high-stakes drama, and rely on stories getting by on their own conflict the better it is long term for the show
Matt:  wow- do you have a degree in television writing or something?
Marg:  What? That's crazy talk. Who told you? Rumours!
Matt:  As Adele would say "Havn't you hears the roo-oo-oo-mers!" wow- typos
Marg:  delightful
Matt:  New Girl- High Fives!
Marg:  High fives!