Marg: Screw You, Carolla.

The best part is that I found this sweet pic on a Men's Hair Style website.

Dear Adam Carolla, 

Hello! I see you've popped out of total obscurity to insult an entire gender in the New York Post. Awesome! 

I'm not sure that you were aware, but there is actually a staggering number of women who are overwhelmingly funnier than you are. Staggering!

For example, just off the top of my head, these women are funnier than you are Adam Carolla: 

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Julie Louis-Dreyfus, Gillian Jacobs, Sofia Vergara, Chelsie Peretti, Retta, Jane Krakowski, Mindy Kaling, Maya Rudolph, Ellen DeGeneres, Allison Bree, Aubrey Plaza, Zooey Deschanel, Miranda Hart, Paula Pell, Portia DeRossi, Kristin Wiig, Sarah Millican, Jessica Hynes, Lennon Parham, Shappi Khorsandi, Casey Wilson, Ana Gasteyer, Eliza Coupe, Margaret Cho, Carrie Brownstein, Samantha Bee, Kate Beaton, Liz Meriwether, the duo of Garfunkel & Oates, Emily Blunt, Megan Amram, Jenny Slate, Sharon Horgan, Isy Suttie, Anna Goldfarb, Kristen Schaal, Sarah Haskins, Lena Durham, Rose Byrne, Elizabeth Banks, Annie Mumolo, Rashida Jones, Busy Phillips, Cheryl Hines, Melissa McCarthy, Amy Sedaris, and so, so, so many more that I am not going to spend any more time naming because I will be here all damn night. 

In fact, I'm actually finding it harder to think of anyone who isn't funnier than you are, Adam.

I'm sorry you're sad, almost 50, and spending your time on Celebrity Apprentice. I hope your short lived resurgence as a figure we all want to say "fuck off" to is worth it. 


Sincerely, 


Marg Craig


(I'm also funnier than you are, not that it is hard.)

@acuteinsomnia