Chit-Chat: Hot Bods

Marg: bikini shopping was a bust!
Matt: oh that's too bad- you should buy one on mod cloth, they are pretty
Marg: I am concerned about sizing though because the issue I have is that 1) I have large boobs and 2) I have a tiny ribcage
Matt: fair enough
Marg: So while that is nice and sort of enviable, it means buying stuff is hard!
Matt: Understandable- I my self, have a very desirable body type- It doesn't make for easy shopping
 :)
Marg: we're attractive people, it's tough
Matt: Regular people have no idea.
Marg: Oh to be blissfully ignorant!
Matt: the perks we miss out on
Marg: being able to buy any bra I want - denied! Not looking like I am going to comically topple forward - denied! Regular women can just go buy shoes, too, but my feet are tragically far too tiny, slender, and ladylike!
Matt: My feet are so masculine that it's difficult. It's like all of the stores want me to be small. and feminine- I can't help it that genetically I'm an ideal man...
unfair!
Marg: so unfair!
Matt: maybe if we write an article about it- people will be sympathetic?

Hot bods.